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309 When I Stopped Eating for 2 Minutes and 30 Seconds Games / Entertainment
293 Bitcoins Can Now Legally Marry Games / Entertainment
283 Microsoft Announces Tons of Issues Games / Tech
185 Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying Reddit / Games
170 An Awful Corporation Does Something That Basically Resembles That Tony Hawk Ride Skateboard Controller Games / Entertainment
162 Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News. Trash / Entertainment
156 Dating Tips From a North Korean Prison CAMP Games / Entertainment
152 This Is What Happens When You Ban Women From Being Sexually Assaulted Trash
144 Your Grandma Might Have Lied About Having CS Degree Trash / Tech
137 I'd Fuck a Dragon Trash / Entertainment
131 Watch an Abused Child Get a Complete Understanding of SQL Trash / Tech
124 Life's Too Short to Write Believable Female Characters Trash / Tech
122 Nintendo Steps Into Porn Biz Tech / Trash
116 What It’s Like to Be Forked Tech
114 I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M Trash / Games
106 Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water Reddit / Games
92 Loud-Ass TV Ads Are About to Be Tamed? Reddit / Tech
86 21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All Trash / Games
86 Tim O'Reilly on His Own Murder Trash / Tech
82 Activision: We May, in Fact, Be Afraid of the MOON Games / Entertainment
80 Rob Ford Coming in a Bikini Reddit / Trash
79 Microsoft Releases Tool for Humans Games / Entertainment
78 KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs Reddit / Games
77 Apple's iPad: Still Not a HOOKER Games / Entertainment
76 Damn, Democratic Party, I Like PHP Trash / Tech
76 Let's Build a House for $5 Tech
75 50 Things You Might Have Heard Games / Trash
74 Wanna See the Most Inspiring Yet Depressing Yet Hilarious Yet Horrifying Yet Heartwarming Grad Speech Trash
70 Fuck a Woman to Win This Zune! Reddit / Games
66 Watching Romney Ignore This Dying Man's Plea Is Really Quite Cool Reddit / Trash
66 Google+'s Real Goal Is Mars Trash / Tech
64 Afghanistan in the Browser Trash / Tech
62 Facebook No Longer Secret Trash / Tech
62 Official List of Lists Trash / Tech
59 UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport Reddit / Trash
59 "Asswipe," Replied Yahoo's Server. That's When I Knew Exactly How She Felt Tech
59 Can Snowden Be Targeted Using the Socratic Method Tech
58 Who Votes More: Women or a Jerk Games / Entertainment
58 Why I'm Switching Back to Earth Trash / Tech
57 Hey, You GUUUUUUYS My Wife Is a GameStop Pre-Order Bonus Coming to PC and Consoles Games / Entertainment